A Poem of Proper Introduction (Or, APOPI if you prefer)

I don't know why you'd prefer APOPI to the real title. It's hard to type, not at all catchy, and honestly a little much on the old acronym scale. But I had to provide it, just in case it needed to be typed again in the proceeding poem. Here's as much as I can say about myself without giving away my true, non superhero identity:

Born of grass and prairie splendor,
Soon i'm going to need a lender,
From out West I came out East,
For love of woman, dog and beast,
Her name it rhymes with hay and bay,
But the english find it hard to say,
The dog is named from a ships part,
Lets hope he floats, the little fart.

Well folks, there you have it. Everything you needed to know about me, all in a neat little poem. Beautiful in it's simplicity, marvelous in it's clarity, like a fish in it's swimmingly good nature. Like a dream on the back of a unicorn hunting an abominable snowman just outside of Winnipeg-- oh yes, oh yes.

So, for today anyway, I must leave this post to be short and sweet. Or short and bitter. Or long and bitter and totally uninformative! BROO HAHA!

No, but seriously, as some as you may have already guessed, i'm actually Jay's loving boyfriend/husband/guy. I decided to try out this blogging business, since I am in fact nearly twice as goofy as she is, almost 60% of the time. My dog is the loving, very cute, but deathly vicious... Ankor. He's the cutest dog alive, and so smart.

Now, to go find myself a job...